May 2012
Me, shaking boxes of cereal around with a vague rhythm: ADESTE FIDELES, LAETI TRIUMPHANTES, VENITE VENITE IN BETHLEHEM! Jordan: Uh, pretty sure that’s sacrilegious.  Me: I’m praising the Lord the only way I know how! Through food! 
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jibun: Pants just get stuck in my buttcrack what’s the point of pants
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Me: Hey, Becca, can your friend’s dad give me a discount on a piercing? My mom, from the other room: No, no, absolutely not! You are not going to desecrate your body like that! Me: Mom, I’m almost 22 and I’m talking about a cartilage piercing. Mom: No, I’m not going to let you destroy your body like that. Me: Ummm. 
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Remember when Robert Downey Jr. was the 90s Lindsay Lohan?
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